A Man Scout can always fix-“it” no matter what…it just might take a while

When in attending a son/daughter’s sporting event; The ref is blind, the coach has no  clue what he’s doing, and all other children are clearly not as good as yours.  If you don’t get kicked out of the game, you don’t love your child.

To a Man Scout, winning is everything, and this must be constantly engrained into child’s head by reminding them that victory will be the only thing that gains them re-entry to the home.

A Man Scout knows that cheating will not only help their child win, but will open the doors to other opportunities in life.

One should never, for any reason, let their child have anything to do with a science project, pinewood derby car or any related ventures. They will mess up everything.  It is imperative to personally create a work of art like the world has never seen before.

Nothing ruins a parent/child game like when the child wins.  A Man Scout wins…always.

“Because I said so” is an acceptable answer to any question posed by Man Scout offspring. A Man Scout always knows best.

A Man Scout’s child will automatically enjoy all the same hobbies and interests.  If the child says otherwise, don’t worry they don’t know any better.  Just keep pushing them.

If a teacher gives a “F” to your son for that paper you wrote, it is important to go to the school and give his teacher “the business”.